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Tuesday, March 15, 2022

PeePee Spouts Some DooDoo, Episode 1: Pilot

On the debut episode of "PeePee Spouts Some DooDoo", we get this doozy:

"Patrick Brown is lying in his attacks on the Harper government.
But that's not much of a surprise, because Patrick Brown lies a lot.
And lying and dividing is no way to win."
 
Here's a cropped capture of his tweet: 
 


 
PeePee spouted an extended stream of DooDoo in several additional paragraphs, see the following:



 
As I responded via tweet: 
 
"Mr. Harper proposed that a person's face be visible while giving oaths at citizenship ceremonies, and somehow this is evidence that he didn't want a niqab ban? And then there's this doozy: https://t.co/tHBxNtuIOG
 
PeePee, you sure do spout DooDoo a lot. You make Pinocchio blush."*
 
Oh, PeePee; you make this much too easy. You allege that Patrick Brown is a liar, lies a lot (what politician doesn't do this?), and is dividing the Conservative Party of Canada. He didn't do that on his own, though, so that's fresh. However, Patrick Brown wasn't lying (see the tinyurl above, or just follow this: Harper’s proposed ban on niqab in civil service ricochets through campaign) and you lie all the fucking time so way to go with your "Pot Meets Kettle" moment.

* I had to edit the tinyurl hyperlink shown here so that it linked directly to the Global News article shared in the body of the post.

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Activation of the Emergencies Act in Canada (For the First Time) Agains the Blockades: My Thoughts

It took disrupting the flow of the ECONOMY for several weeks for the Trudeau Liberals to activate the Emergencies Act for the first time in this country's history. This may set a bad precedent for the future. We've been mired in this pandemic for about two years now, and tens of thousands of Canadians have died. Many more yet have had their lives, and livelihoods just as often, ruined throughout the entire ordeal so far (I hope that it's over sooner than later, but how often does hope turn out...). Think about it...

 

The economy was affected by these blockades (which appear to be ongoing, as of this writing), with the RCMP (an institution that answers to the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, namely the Governor in Council), municipal and provincial governments all refusing to take actual measures against these disruptions (especially in Conservative-run areas) and the RCMP practically coddling the individuals involved. While there are divisions of the RCMP at federal, provincial, and municipal levels (keep in mind that Ontario has two; one [national] for Ottawa and one for the province [O Division]), these all answer, ultimately, to the federal government as previously mentioned. The Governor in Council is the one who determines who is the Commissioner, and the latter is the one who handles all RCMP delegations and regulations & such. 
 
In other words: the PRIME MINISTER does not have say on RCMP matters, but...
The RCMP is a federal institution. So the federal government has ultimate say on anything to do with the RCMP.
 
So the federally-regulated RCMP, at its various levels (from the Governor in Council and downward) FAILED to properly address an ongoing, three-week disruption of the economy and the lives of those affected, whether directly or indirectly. This disruption has been co-opted from the very beginnings of the movement by all sorts of unsavory and opportunistic fiends with self-interested agendas of power and even oppression (in at least some cases). It has received funding from abroad, which will have further ramifications down the road. Let's not forget the overwhelming messaging of hatred and division, particularly of the WHITE SUPREMACIST variety (or should I say, varieties, because while similar, there are multiple camps of white supremacy). Even fascism has played a part in the overall messaging of this movement. 
 
And the RCMP have treated them with kid gloves. Look at this latest development to see an example of how nice this institution has been to the 'protestors':
 
 
 
 
And the Trudeau Liberals have, as mentioned at the outset, activated the Emergencies Act for the first time ever, over this thing. There are a number of things wrong with this approach. While I don't hold any allegiance to, or love for, the Liberals (or any party for that matter, in spite of voting Liberal in the most recent election for strategic reasons since I absolutely ABHOR the Conservatives), this will likely destroy the chance of the country avoiding another CPC reign of terror come the next election.
 
Also consider that this act being activated may encourage anyone in office to utilize it again in, say, a different situation? Like, I dunno, Indigenous Rights/Environmentalist/Social Justice activists protesting against grievances caused by the government and all of its regulated institutions & partner corporations? Such examples that are ongoing include:
 
- The Fairy Creek protests
- Wet'suwet'en First Nation protesting against Coastal GasLink Pipeline activity on THEIR SOVEREIGN LAND
 
Let's also consider that FIPA (the Foreign Investment Protection Act, which overwhelmingly benefits Chinese-owned assets here, over Canadian-owned assets in China) remains in place for another 25 approximate years. FIPA gives China effective right to litigate (read: sue) against the Canadian government should it deem its investments within our country threatened or impacted in any way that is detrimental to economic standing. Since the Chinese government has a close-knit business relationship with multiple corporations, this is an issue that will continue to have ramifications for all of us for decades into the future. Do not underestimate this bill as it is very likely the reason why the Wet'suwet'en FN gets harassed and mistreated by the RCMP to this day.
 
Honestly I could go on much, much further but this is not the right platform for that. This is already very long and I doubt most will read this in its entirety, but this act being activated for the first time ever is far more reckless than you might realize. It indicates greater problems within the various institutions of power in this country and a tilted balance of perspectives into who gets controlled/quelled, and who doesn't.
 
...and it isn't far-right nutjobs with mostly white-supremacist agendas that appear to be considered liable for controlling/quelling.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife Review (2021, Sci-Fi/Horror/Comedy, Sony Pictures/Columbia Pictures/Bron Creative/Ghost Corps)

 

 
I ain't 'fraid of no waxing nostalgic
 
This film was a long time in the making. Since the last entry in this exact series (the 2016 reboot/remake is not tied into the more familiar first two films, at least not directly) was released in 1989, that means that this film took 32 years to make. So in effect, it took all of us nearly as long to get a film sequel to the 2nd mediocre film as I have been alive on this earth. Yikes, but that's not an issue really.
 
What is an issue, for me anyway, is how mixed my feelings are after having seen it in theatres on opening weekend, which have persisted to this day. At first I was so excited that I was shaking, but after a while my anticipation of great things died down akin to a fire waning into mere embers. In part because as the film rolled on more and more, I felt something similar to what I did when I saw the 2016 film in theatres almost six years ago: familiarity with the story beats. This is not a new criticism of either film, but I felt it big time in this one. While the 2016 movie tried (and mostly failed) to do something new (like giving us a new, fresh set of faces not tethered to the original crew), this film simply relies on an almost overwhelming amount of nostalgia value to achieve its goals. It just doesn't have much going for itself as a standalone feature in this franchise.
 
So let's get some positivity in this review; the presentation is very good. There's something cathartic about seeing the familiar again, like the proton packs, the ECTO-1 vehicle, the ghost trap, and others. While the fictional inclusion of the in-universe adverts for the original crew showing on fake YouTube were a bit hard to swallow (this didn't bother me, it just seemed to be an odd, seemingly unintentional breaking of the fourth wall that I never would have expected), almost everything else that reminded us, the viewers, of the original classic are present & accounted for, and they work. 

At least for a while...

You see, this film hinges too much on material from the original film and ends up losing its own identity as a result. What could have been a decent look into a budding, new generation of Ghostbusters, ended up a middling re-tread of not just tropes, but plot threads from the first movie decades ago. There's a problem with all of that: we, the audience, could just watch the (significantly better) original in that case. Why bother with a long-awaited sequel that recycles so much of the first film, when you can just stick with said film and mostly ignore this one with little consequence?

The film presents dedications to the memory of Harold Ramis, the one who played Egon Spengler (but not the person who "played" the character in the opening sequence, whose face is never shown for obvious reasons), and I feel conflicted about them. On the one hand, it is touching to give the character a great sendoff (even if the ideas behind what led up to the film's events are very questionable); on the other hand, they seem exploitative to me. There's absolutely nothing wrong with giving a text-based dedication to Harold Ramis like most films do, but this film went further. It featured a CGI-based rendition of Egon Spengler. But that wasn't Harold Ramis, obviously, but for another thing...

...this was a version of Harold Ramis that is more-or-less congruent with what most audiences remember of Egon Spengler (tall, lanky, nerdy-looking, wearing glasses, etc.) but age-appropriate. Never mind what it would mean for younger audiences. Despite the immediately-touching aspects of this on-screen digital necromancy, Harold Ramis, towards the end of his life, was markedly different physically. Take a gander:

 

Notice a difference? I'm not engaging in any sort of post-humous body-shaming here because that's not my intention here. Instead, why couldn't the CGI-rendition of "Harold Ramis" be – I don't know – accurate to how he was towards the end of his actual life? Given that in-universe, he obviously grew old and apart from all friends and family since the events of the second film, why couldn't he resemble the real-life Harold Ramis? I don't get why they couldn't do that instead of the idealized rendition they gave us in the film proper. I won't get into the greater ethical dilemmas this trend of digital necromancy may pose in future film releases, so I'll leave it at that.
 
The original members of the team didn't need to be here, since they didn't really amount to anything more than appeal to nostalgia. Ray's appearance could have been fleshed out a bit more, and better too, but he also could have been left out of the climax. These characters only serve to undermine not just the new characters, but the very principle of this film: ushering in a new generation of Ghostbusters. Call-outs are good, but to have them show up in the flesh, with their appearance amounting to nothing more than a cringe-worthy nod to a silly joke from the original film's climactic battle? I'd have passed on that.

There are genuinely fun moments in the film. It has an upbeat chase & gunner sequence that wasn't done before in the film franchise; brief (and few) sequences with Paul Rudd are always welcome; some intriguing story ideas were explored a bit, even if they went nowhere (sadly enough). There was potential for something pretty good here. If only that potential was explored rather than the end product. I'd rather have the (canonical? Not sure if it has that status anymore) 2009 videogame from Terminal Reality than this one. 

It's not even all that funny, either, and the original was mostly a sex-charged comedy-horror romp that was honestly a needle-in-a-haystack lucky break for all & sundry. This was a conflicted waste of potential and time, sadly enough. We all deserved better, Harold Ramis deserved a better send-off (just the text would have been excellent), and Jason Reitman should have had full reign over the creative & directorial touches needed to give this film the proper touches to allow it to stand out. It only took about 38 years to do, you know?

C
 

The Good:

+ It's Ghostbusters
+ Some genuinely solid moments in the film, as mentioned in the body of the review
+ Paul Rudd
+ Looks good, sounds good
+ Phoebe McKenna did a decent-enough job in the lead role 
+ It's nice that Harold Ramis got a touching dedication, but... 
+ Was filmed in (mostly) local areas around where I live (at time of writing)

The Bad:

- Recycles much of the original film, especially as the film drags on
- Harold Ramis' memory was...exploited in this film. Good intentions were there, sure, but "the road to hell is paved on good intentions", right?
- Why even have the classic Ghostbusters at all? They didn't do anything important or conducive to a distinct, new experience.
- Wal-Mart...Wal-Mart...Wal-Mart
- Re-uses Gozer as the main villain once again. Why? Why not Ivo Shandor, like in the 2009 videogame? He even made an appearance, only to be suddenly killed off by Gozer for no good reason.
- Not all that funny
- Plot-holes aplenty
- Why is Finn Wolfhard even here? His character barely makes sense and is just a convenient plot device. 
- Give me Slimer, not...Muncher.


Tuesday, September 21, 2021

My Thoughts on the Election Results

NOTE: As of this writing, even as I publish this, mail-in ballots (of which there's expected to be plenty) have not been counted in full, so there may be a slight change in some results when they're finally counted. The opinions written below reflect on the potential results from these mail-in ballots.


Looks like more of the same — a minority government three-way. Okay, okay; it's technically a four-way but it doesn't feel like it because one of the three opposition parties has a focus only on the province of Quebec. The Bloc looks like it lost a few seats, with the NDP making fairly big gains. Not too bad, but the NDP needs better leaders next time. Yes, leader with a plural. If not, the leaders need to GET THEIR ACTS TOGETHER! Honestly, supporters of all parties should demand better of their leaders, present and future. I'm stark serious on that. But going forward, I expect obstructionism and partisan grandstanding from the opposition (NDP & CPC, in this case), with picky-choosy politics from the Bloq depending on how much of a whiff of a fart the country of, I mean, province of Quebec, will get in all forthcoming decisions.
 

On a Liberal minority government:

 
The people need to demand better of Trudeau. He needs more pressure, and I'm not talking about the fake bravado and showmanship kind of pressure that permeates the sociopolitical landscape, either. I'm talking about the people holding the Trudeau Liberals' feet to the fire. No more half-measures, no more reneging on pledges, and stop pretending. Address climate change, stop maintaining the status quo so damn much with regards to the income gap and climate change, stop merely 'saying' with regards to indigenous reconciliation and start 'doing'. 
 
End oil & gas subsidies, stop putting corporations first whenever & wherever possible at the behest of the workers. UBI, UBI, UBI! Pharmacare, dental care. Stop apologizing when you don't need to because if you didn't mean anything harmful by something you said or did a long time ago then why fucking apologize!? Improve your optics because the opposition and the vulture-like media will hop on ANYTHING you do or say to score cheap political points. Stop trying to please everyone because no matter how much you try to appease your usual detractors, it will never be enough. Less cute platitudes and more action.
 

On the (actual) official opposition:

 
I don't really take the Bloq all that seriously to be really frank with you, and why not? They just care about Quebec, so why should I care about them? Priorities, man. Anyway, on the CPC & NDP, I expect nothing but obstructionism going forward. Most especially from the CPC. I'm glad that the CPC didn't win this time around, so I can breathe a sigh of relief for that one. I do that for virtually all Canadians, too, even the ones who actually voted Conservative. You really, REALLY don't need them, folks and the CPC don't deserve just ONE of your votes.
 
The NDP is what miffs me the most. Sure, I loathe the CPC but the less I can talk about that criminal brigade, the better. Anyway...Jagmeet Singh needs to fucking go, guys. He's lost the plot. He's exploitative, ignorant, and loves to gaslight everyone. He's got charisma and seems ambitious at first, but there's nothing but empty space in that veiled ambition. He's also a two-faced prick who will jump on any bandwagon in order to score cheap political points. This is not a unique trait for a politician to have, by any means, but with Jagmeet it was relentlessly discouraging.
 
He had me at "Hello!" when he came into the limelight several years ago. I still remember his encounter with a rabid member of the Alberta Jane-Q public, and how he handled that dangerous creature with gusto and respect at the same time. He also had an air of real charisma and charm to him, seemed very affable, too. Was great in the more down-to-earth interviews and such back in the day. Even until last year, when he did a live-stream of "Among Us" on Twitch alongside people like Alexandria Occasio-Cortez and others, he still seemed to have that likeable quality to him. I was willing to give him a chance even then.
 
But then he resumed being a part of the "here's some bullshit about Trudeau that means nothing and just waste's everyone's time" crowd. Remember, prior to the 2019 election, he joined in on the insipid fake-outrage non-scandal that was "blackface"? That fucking happened almost exactly TWENTY YEARS AGO. And it was for a damned gala event, themed in the style of...Arabian Nights! And he chose to dress up as Aladdin. It was an upbeat, casual, positive party event for a school in Vancouver. The two guys seen in one of the photos of Justin in blackface had even come out and said they were not bothered at the time because they were all just having fun. 
 
A huge nothing-burger over what was really just a waste of all our time. Justin, silly enough, actually apologized for that and I really want to personally pick his brain, in a matter of speaking, as to why he did that. I'm a fair person, even when I'm critical. Indeed, if I'm critical, then I'm paying you some form of respect because if I didn't have any for another person, then I wouldn't even give them a moment of my fucking time.
 
Singh's "trial period" has run its course already and it's time to consider either of two options:
 
A ) Replace him with a truly ambitious, more confident leader who doesn't play silly partisan games and focuses on what his party can do for the country instead. Minimize uttering the name "Trudeau" if possible, only for substantive criticism at most.
 
or...
 
B ) He needs a major overhaul in his leadership style and abilities. Enough to convince me that he's actually leadership material and not just some bitchy, opportunistic and ignorant rich boy from Burnaby who, for some reason, wears Orange instead of Blue.
 
Because it was fucking hard to vote Liberal this time around. We should all demand BETTER of ALL of our party leaders.
 
As for Bernier? Well, even Beauce (his riding, which he LOST today) doesn't really care so I certainly won't. I mean, 😆😆😆 I guess. Enough talking about that manchild tantrum-throwing loser.

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Discourage Pure-Breeding of Dogs

Pure-bred, or 'pedigree' dogs are more likely to have various health issues, because the more you breed the dog (to be pure), the more their genetics get...messed up due to the fact that this is a case of in-breeding. 

What is the big deal with in-breeding?
 
Well, it causes your recessive genes to eventually become dominant ones. These recessive genes can carry traits from one generation to the next. Selecting the right mate for a dog where such recessive traits are not apparent, or are believed to not have the trait guaranteed, can lead into the diversification of genes. Every sexually-reproducing creature, which includes humans of course, must promote the diversification of genes by mixing with those who are not so closely, even directly related. Diversity wins, demonstrably so, again and again.
 
Anyway...
 
Just some dogs that have some major health issues because of how they're bred (especially if pure-bred, which is a euphemism for in-breeding, which only makes these issues worse with each generation):
 
  •  The English bulldog
  •  The Pug
  •  The Norwegian Lundehund
  •  The Bull Terrier
  •  The Basenji
 
Then there's breeds with certain traits that persist due to breeding (sometimes in-breeding, others because of deliberate selection of traits, etc.):
 

1) The German Shepherd: hip dysplasia is the most prominent issue, and most visible (the lowered hips).

 
There's at least one breeder (seen here: https://www.facebook.com/TsaheyluShepherds/) who is working to rectify the issues that have been plaguing this breed for generations.
 

2) The Dalmatian: prone to deafness

 
A study with 26-years of data shows that there's an effort with some breeders to decrease the incidence of deafness, by selecting mates that do not exhibit this trait. In-breeding has allowed the gene to proliferate more often in this familiar breed. (https://www.veterinary-practice.com/.../new-study-reveals...)
 

3) The Boxer: many of these dogs have heart disease

 
Earlier this year, research at the Cummings School yielded some promising clues into reducing the predisposition of this breed for getting heart disease. The disease in question is called "arrhythmogenic right ventricular cardiomyopathy", or ARVC, a condition that humans can get as well. It's a condition wherein fatty tissues replace the normal muscular tissues of the heart, which can interrupt the electrical signals the heart needs to function. You sometimes wouldn't know that your dog(s) of this breed have it until it's already dead – sometimes suddenly so.
 
...and more where both lists came from.
 

Encourage the diversification of the genes of dog breeds. If you want a dog:

 
1) Adopt a dog from a shelter or owner who cannot keep said dog for whatever reason.
 
2) Jumping off of the previous option, give senior dogs a chance. They may not have very long to live, and could have health issues, but they deserve happiness like any GOOD BOI.
 
3) Find a responsible breeder who tries to correct the problems with pure breeds, and takes care of their dogs & their puppies. Never wean a puppy before 3-4 weeks of age because that often leads to its own set of issues down the road. A place like Kijiji is actually fine for looking to adopt, since the site has had to follow enforced guidelines over the years. 
 
Still issues with trust and quality of breeding programs, but how can you absolutely avoid that in this world?
 
It can be difficult due to a variety of reasons, but if more people educate themselves about the downsides of espousing "pure breeding", then they can help endow future generations of the various degenerating (through no fault of their own) breeds with a brighter, healthier future.

Saturday, August 14, 2021

The Extremely Wealthy (Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, et al) Should Not Be Celebrated

 

The absurdly wealthy dipshits like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Richard Branson, Bill Gates, Bernard Arnault, Warren Buffett, Larry Ellison & Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg and others do not need to be celebrated.
 
When Jeff BOZOS went into space for 11 stupid-ass minutes for several BILLION dollars in a giant rocket-powered penis awhile ago, it should have been the wake-up call for most people. I know he's not the only one who flaunts their obscene wealth but that was just too much. Plus, the media and others who fucking praised that jaunt into space whereby BOZOS' rocket-powered penis violated the lower depths of space, embarrassed themselves in glee over such a profound waste of money. 
 
The stupid media even called this an "historic event." My ASS it was historic; it was fucking embarrassing. If aliens are watching us, they're probably shaking their heads in in bewilderment, seeing how we're treating our own home and how the ones with the means to make for necessary change are doing next to nothing about the problems we face. We're so far off from enlightenment and truly making a positive change and these stupidly-rich jackasses are going on space road trips in giant penises.
 
Little note: a would-be passenger aboard the giant space penis that Bozos funded paid a cancellation fee at the last minute of $28 million because they had a scheduling conflict that came up.
Twenty-eight million to cancel a flight at the last moment, on a space flight (that was only 11-minutes long, at that), and many people barely spend that kind of money in a couple of decades on their children..
 
The world is burning. Countries around the world, especially poor ones, are seeing the lives of their people fall apart to calamities. The pandemic continues to rage in countries that HAVE the means to do way better, but don't because the people that lead them and enable those leaders don't give a shit. Neo-liberalism and capitalism rule the day ever onward and these ideas are going to be the death-knell of humanity.
 
And these assholes could play a significant role in making things better and to think, and this would benefit them: they could still possess enormous wealth at the end of it all.
 
When that bloodsucker (Bozos) said, “I want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this”, he wasn't kidding, because Amazon workers worked their proverbial asses off making this scumbag and other executives at Amazon (he stepped down as CEO, big whoop) richer while being neglected and pushed to the brink. But good thing is, they're having enough (https://www.theguardian.com/.../amazon-workers-are-rising...)
 
And he's just one of these disgusting billionaires, rubbing their insane wealth in the noses of everyone else who is struggling against an increasingly unfair system. This same system is going to lead to our downfall, and few people, if anybody, with power is doing a damn thing about it. People think Biden is fixing the country and making a difference? He's giving the go-ahead for several industry projects that will only prolong the problem, defying yet more of his campaign promises. Sadly, he was still the lesser of two evils in that joke of an election.
 
Remember this: (from Journey North's "Millions and Billions: How Big is That?" https://journeynorth.org/pop/MillionBillion.html
 
Imagine someone gave you a million dollars and told you to spend $1,000 every day and come back when you ran out of money. You would return, with no money left, in three years. If someone then gave you a billion dollars and you spent $1,000 each day, you would be spending for about 2,740 years before you went broke.
 
Now multiply that number by the approximate wealth of ONE of these insanely wealthy men.
It's not about jealousy as I couldn't care less about wealthy, but rather being content. 
 
It's about what's right. These people tilt so much in their favor while the rest of us suffer. They are now going into space. Only about 1% hold the vast majority of all wealth, and they're now raping space to remind us all of this huge disparity. And the world needs them to do the right thing with so much of that money. As I mentioned, before I close: Bozos alone could spend $149 billion of his wealth and still have at least $1 billion, which is far, far, FAR in excess of what any single person could spend in thousands of years.

Friday, June 18, 2021

(Repost) Attitude Breakdowns & Comparisons of Each Federal Party in Canada

(Originally posted on Zuckerberg's evil domain)

The Liberals will make bold promises and deliver on some of them & renege on the others. They'll pat your pack and shake your hand with a nice smile and watch you walk away. However, sometimes, they'll wait for you to turn your back and stab you there, likely with a table knife. They'll virtue-signal and continue acting like they're looking out for all Canadians, and pretend they did nothing wrong in the times in which they do. They'll be maddeningly inconsistent and screw up on a bunch of golden opportunities to do the right thing. At least they didn't betray Canadians outright like the Conservatives would have done (makes me shudder sometimes when I think about this), seeing as they produced the flawed but necessary CERB (which transitioned to a modified EI). They'll claim they're feminists as well, weirdly enough. Oh and they probably won't see what they're doing sometimes because they seem to have poor optics regarding scandalous things. I should add that Trudeau will be blamed for everything and I MEAN EVERYTHING that ever happens or has happened or MAY happen – even the fall of the Roman Empire or the fact that cats will shit behind your couch no matter how well you feed the little fucker or how well you treat it, those damn ingrates...
 
 
The Conservatives will make bold promises and deliver almost none of them & actually do the polar opposite (think taxes, regulations, spending, etc.) instead. They'll pat your back but when you turn around and walk away, they'll stab you in the back with a butcher's knife. Some of these Conservatives will throw in extra cruelty by either shooting and/or stabbing you a bunch of times in mostly non-vital areas and leave you in agony. Perhaps they'll even put you in a state of slow and painful eventual death if they're more murderous than usual. Think Jason Kenney & Doug Ford – two criminals calling themselves premiers. Throw in a shit-eating grin and deflection/projection galore. Their insidious, despicable, treacherous nature is particularly true if you're old, disabled, and not rich & white. Maybe add "Christian" to that formula but frankly, nobody, even those with the qualities I just listed, are safe from this party's true nature. They don't think residential schools are bad and they own much of the media in this fucking country so we're f–– 
 
Oh shit, was I censored? So much for freedom of speech.
 
Anyway...
 
The NDP will play both sides but pretend they're looking out for us, the layperson, all the while. They'll vote on something that should be done, on half-measures that the Liberals propose, and other variably populist proposals one minute, then blast it as treacherous and anti-Canadian the next. They'll pat your back and do nothing more than that, unless you're John Horgan in B.C in which he'll stab you in the back and almost completely abandon you to your fate. Oh and they'll use Conservative tactics like gaslighting and virtue-signalling (heh, they all do now that I mention it) in their social media posts, and never actually address issues with their platform. Don't read their twitter feeds if you don't want to feel like they've abandoned their platform and YOU.
 
The Bloc Quebecois will fixate almost entirely on Quebec, whose population (to some extent) wants to separate from the rest of the country. They'll do almost nothing if it doesn't involve Quebec somehow. They'll agree with the Liberals when it suits them (like the NDP does) but otherwise, they don't give a flying fuck about anyone else as long as it concerns Quebec. They'll use a butter knife to spread mayonnaise on their pulled-pork sandwiches, or a spoon to scoop the same stuff into their poutine. They'll stab you in the back with that same butter knife, dirty or no, as long as you're from Quebec. They're feckless and inconsequential to the rest of the country.
 
The Green Party will hardly do anything because 1) they are too busy with infighting over the Israel-Palestine conflict and alleged sexism & racism within their ranks, and 2) they've only ever achieved two, maybe THREE MP's in the House of Commons at any given point in their time as a party. They'll use a wood chip and rub it on your skin to give you a sliver or two, then tell you that you're a racist & sexist if you protest. They claim to care about the environment, though. 
 
 
The People's Party will whine and moan about how they should be in charge but "The Regime" is holding them back. They won't do much of anything to anyone because they got a paltry <1% of the vote in the 2019 election. They're a more honest Conservative party in essence but because they're so ineffective at gaining a political foothold, they'll have a hard time stabbing people in the back like the Conservatives do on a regular basis and in the same scale. They'll get themselves arrested in a Conservative-led province, blame the FEDERAL Liberals (for whatever fucking demented reason?), go on some right-wing asshole's TV-program/Podcast/some-such and whine like the (mostly) irrelevant man-babies that they are. Oh and they will hide their white-supremacist bona-fides all the while, oops.
 
 
The Independents hardly exist & don't have any real power in the federal elections but they'll stab each other in the back whenever it suits their individual needs. One of them (me, at least, I was in the 2019 election) will have done something futile in one election: cast a protest vote. I have a couple of knives to my name but I'd rather stab an inanimate object than a person kthnxbi.
/fin