Elor Maximiline's Dream
Lyrics: Garrett Will
Maximiline; he had a dream
He wanted the whole world, so he needed a machine
Foiled by a powerful, greedy seed
He despised "better for the greater good in need"...
In his eyes we waste away
Lives of lies; a cancerous pain
Overmind, conqueror and bane
Rule our lives, suppress with hate
A hardened mind; a binded frame
Despite the signs, the beast's not tame
Overmind, conqueror and bane
Rule our lives, suppress with hate
Maximiline's Domination Dream
Minds not our lives to rot and wash away
Maximiline's Domination Dream
Minds not our lives to rot and wash away
Maximiline; he had the world
He had everything he could ever have hoped
He kills our minds, with bile and wo
Trapped in line, he keeps us in note
Maximiline's Domination Dream
Minds not our lives to rot and wash away
Maximiline's Domination Dream
Minds not our lives to rot and wash away
Overmind, conqueror and bane
Overmind, conqueror and bane
Rule our lives, suppress with hate
Overmind, suppressor, king of hate
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
The Steam That is Left
You can tell
I have no kids
You might as well
Go take a piss
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
I pulled a Homer
Big time, what a night!
I move people over
For what, a bright light?
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
Say no to drugs
Or so they say, in droves, in droves!
Prying your life too much
Asking, "why, why, why, DOVES!?"
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
I know I'm weird
Tell yourself to lock me up now
Still got steam here
Watch me go HA HA!
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
Watch me go
Under the floor
Watch me go
Under the floor
Laughing all alone
Laughing all alone
Laughing all alone
In my humble abode
I have no kids
You might as well
Go take a piss
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
I pulled a Homer
Big time, what a night!
I move people over
For what, a bright light?
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
Say no to drugs
Or so they say, in droves, in droves!
Prying your life too much
Asking, "why, why, why, DOVES!?"
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
I know I'm weird
Tell yourself to lock me up now
Still got steam here
Watch me go HA HA!
High Time Payment!
High Time Payment!
Watch me go
Under the floor
Watch me go
Under the floor
Laughing all alone
Laughing all alone
Laughing all alone
In my humble abode
Let It All Out...Twisted Bearman!
Ma Chemise
It's Green!
No I'm not
I'm not a killing machine!
I just live
Live to be free!
Vrij!
Para nós vamos
And leave
It's all set
And about to be seen!
Harpies and marshes
It's an illness
Cura!
Ottone brillante
Atonement
Lackeys!
Try to live
Beyond the
Madness!
Try to
HAVE HUGS!!!
I'm insane
But you are
Fucking lame
At least I'm unique
And without shame
I live the day
Hé!
Você está rindo?
It Must've been yo'
Failure to be a pro
Fuckup like me
Look up the tree
Living a life
Like it's meant to be free!
Poetic Justice!
And you read it!
I laugh at you
Do you understand this?
Eu sou melhor do que você
você é melhor do que mim
Breathe!
Torcido Bearman
That indeed I am
And I don't eat no ham
This ain't a fucking scam
Your time here was spent well
Now off you go to hell
Just don't go buy a dell
In case you can't even tell
All along that I've been kidding
I just don't care for knitting
This joke it just seems fitting
Laughing in this chair, sitting
SITTING!
It's Green!
No I'm not
I'm not a killing machine!
I just live
Live to be free!
Vrij!
Para nós vamos
And leave
It's all set
And about to be seen!
Harpies and marshes
It's an illness
Cura!
Ottone brillante
Atonement
Lackeys!
Try to live
Beyond the
Madness!
Try to
HAVE HUGS!!!
I'm insane
But you are
Fucking lame
At least I'm unique
And without shame
I live the day
Hé!
Você está rindo?
It Must've been yo'
Failure to be a pro
Fuckup like me
Look up the tree
Living a life
Like it's meant to be free!
Poetic Justice!
And you read it!
I laugh at you
Do you understand this?
Eu sou melhor do que você
você é melhor do que mim
Breathe!
Torcido Bearman
That indeed I am
And I don't eat no ham
This ain't a fucking scam
Your time here was spent well
Now off you go to hell
Just don't go buy a dell
In case you can't even tell
All along that I've been kidding
I just don't care for knitting
This joke it just seems fitting
Laughing in this chair, sitting
SITTING!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The State of the World Address: Stephen Harper and His Stupidity
A Coalition...
A Coalition may be coming.
Well, every Canadian who gives a shit about who runs the show and handles the flow of their money and tax dollars should know that a coalition is in the works. Right now, it looks like a coalition may well happen; thanks to Harper. I'm in support of a coalition for a reason; I voted to get that fucking dipshit out of office, along with most of the people who fucking bothered to vote. If, say, at least 75% of the eligible voters in the land of Hockey and Back-Bacon voted, I am sure that the Conservatives would be out of there. But no, that's not how it turned out.
But, in empathy of his informed and uninformed supporters (the latter of which I am sure is the majority), I realize that Harper's been politically suicidal for a while now, so I don't feel sorry for the guy. He's been flip-flopping, ruthlessly attacking other parties, putting into place plans to move for political resolutions like banning public sector workers from striking (I tell you, with some of the resolutions to be in consideration, courtesy of the Tories, they'll have little to no support from the working class citizens of Canada), and even pulling back-stabbing antics like coercing Michaëlle Jean into supporting his party (of all of them) and shutting down parliament to slow down the efforts of the coalition pushers.
The guy's a fucking tool, can't my fellow Canadians see that? It's not surprising that any politician would be an idiot on at least some level, but Harper is so different his idiocy is almost refreshing, just not in a good way. He's also a dullard, but the only instances where he will have any bit of flare is when he's being a huge dick towards other people, namely other politicians; he's been doing that lately. Want to know one of the big reasons why Dion lost in the last election? Because of the Conservative ads attacking his image and character; you remember the one, where they edited a speech he gave about the Carbon Tax plan to make it seem like he wants to tax the majority of the country. And soon after the election, he wanted to take away the ability of other federal parties to get a majority and whatnot.
The idiot brought this coalition onto himself.
Another recent move is his wishes to get more seats in the Ontario riding -- 21 seats. Basically, he lost about 10 seats in Quebec, and is bound to lose more, so now he's trying to compensate in a province that, while literally divided when it comes to support of the Conservatives or the Liberals, gives a huge potential for any party to simply gain more control. This will alienate Western Canada further, and this would be a bad move because of Western Canada's growing influence on the rest of the country, since at least half of the production and economic growth of the country is from those provinces. So there's another self-destructive move orchestrated by Harper and his cronies.
Oh well, we all might be relieved (while some won't) when the coalition goes into place and the Tories boot that idiot's ass out of his position and into something lower (which is standard procedure). While I do not support him at all, which is quite clear in my flamboyant expressive rhetoric, I'd give him some advice; shut the fuck up or fire your current spin-doctors, and hire new ones. If the idiot wants to stay where he's at, he should take some advice from whomever offers it, because what he's doing now is disastrous for him and his party. He'll be marked as an embarrassment to the Tories if he continues his downward spiral.
A Coalition may be coming.
Well, every Canadian who gives a shit about who runs the show and handles the flow of their money and tax dollars should know that a coalition is in the works. Right now, it looks like a coalition may well happen; thanks to Harper. I'm in support of a coalition for a reason; I voted to get that fucking dipshit out of office, along with most of the people who fucking bothered to vote. If, say, at least 75% of the eligible voters in the land of Hockey and Back-Bacon voted, I am sure that the Conservatives would be out of there. But no, that's not how it turned out.
But, in empathy of his informed and uninformed supporters (the latter of which I am sure is the majority), I realize that Harper's been politically suicidal for a while now, so I don't feel sorry for the guy. He's been flip-flopping, ruthlessly attacking other parties, putting into place plans to move for political resolutions like banning public sector workers from striking (I tell you, with some of the resolutions to be in consideration, courtesy of the Tories, they'll have little to no support from the working class citizens of Canada), and even pulling back-stabbing antics like coercing Michaëlle Jean into supporting his party (of all of them) and shutting down parliament to slow down the efforts of the coalition pushers.
The guy's a fucking tool, can't my fellow Canadians see that? It's not surprising that any politician would be an idiot on at least some level, but Harper is so different his idiocy is almost refreshing, just not in a good way. He's also a dullard, but the only instances where he will have any bit of flare is when he's being a huge dick towards other people, namely other politicians; he's been doing that lately. Want to know one of the big reasons why Dion lost in the last election? Because of the Conservative ads attacking his image and character; you remember the one, where they edited a speech he gave about the Carbon Tax plan to make it seem like he wants to tax the majority of the country. And soon after the election, he wanted to take away the ability of other federal parties to get a majority and whatnot.
The idiot brought this coalition onto himself.
Another recent move is his wishes to get more seats in the Ontario riding -- 21 seats. Basically, he lost about 10 seats in Quebec, and is bound to lose more, so now he's trying to compensate in a province that, while literally divided when it comes to support of the Conservatives or the Liberals, gives a huge potential for any party to simply gain more control. This will alienate Western Canada further, and this would be a bad move because of Western Canada's growing influence on the rest of the country, since at least half of the production and economic growth of the country is from those provinces. So there's another self-destructive move orchestrated by Harper and his cronies.
Oh well, we all might be relieved (while some won't) when the coalition goes into place and the Tories boot that idiot's ass out of his position and into something lower (which is standard procedure). While I do not support him at all, which is quite clear in my flamboyant expressive rhetoric, I'd give him some advice; shut the fuck up or fire your current spin-doctors, and hire new ones. If the idiot wants to stay where he's at, he should take some advice from whomever offers it, because what he's doing now is disastrous for him and his party. He'll be marked as an embarrassment to the Tories if he continues his downward spiral.
Heil Harper!
Not.
Not.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
I'm a Moody Fucking Poet
1) What is your name?
Garrett Alexander Will
2) What is your age?
20 years young.
3) What is the highlight of your day?
I had an interview at the Botsford Esso.
4) How was it?
I think it went good. My experience is not so great, maybe, but I did my best to convince him that I am one to be hired.
5) Do you have any plans tomorrow?
No.
6) Do you have any plans for this week?
Not yet.
7) Have you met anyone new in the past month?
Yes, Cassie.
8) Can you name all of your friends?
Adam, Tyler, Cassie, Sylvie, Gabby, Mark (yes Mark, I still call you a friend), Ryan, Darren
9) Who are your closest friends?
Adam, Cassie, Gabby, and Tyler I guess.
10) What colour are your eyes?
Blue, with a grey tint. Really doesn't mean much unless you shine a suitably-toned light on them to really look.
11) Why are you taking this quiz?
Bored as fuck.
12) How much money do you have in your wallet?
None, but that doesn't mean I don't have some spare change lying around in other places.
13) How tall are you?
I'm about 6 feet, just slightly shorter than my sis.
14) Are you an only child?
No, I have a biological sister and a half-brother.
15) Do you get along with your family?
Yes, I'd say so.
16) Where do you live?
Moncton, NB
17) Is there a village/town/city in which you want to live?
I'd like to live in North Vancouver some day, but that won't come for a while. First, I need the money. Then, I need to know what I will do there. I haven't met either of those yet :P
18) Do you have a talent?
I feel that I am good at writing and playing games. I haven't touched on my talents too much in the last while, which is sad and unfortunate.
19) What is your mood right now?
Better than before; I'm somewhat mellow. Before, I was sort of gloomy, because I noticed that it's the winter season a little too well for my own good. I don't like winter.
20) How many songs do you have in your playlist? And do you have a name for it?
At the moment, there's 317 songs in there. I ripped half a dozen songs earlier, so there'll be approximately 323 songs at the end of the day. I call my playlist "Indulgence in Bearsong Vistas."
21) What are you listening to now?
Relax by Powerman 5000
22) What are/were your most favorite classes in school?
English, Journalism, Biology, Computer Sciences, Visual Arts
23) Are you artistic?
Yes, somewhat.
24) If you are artistic, what kind of art do you do?
Literary art (writing). Some sketching when I actually get to it.
25) Is there anyone you are interested in romantically?
No. However, I am attracted to someone.
26) Does he/she know?
Yes, I think so.
27) What is stopping you?
She broke up recently and is not fully over that. That and she's going through a lot of things, so I want to take things slowly. At the time, we're friends, and I hope, we're good ones.
28) How would you describe your personality?
I'm big-hearted, open-minded, logical, dynamic, moody, somewhat introverted yet slightly extroverted (I'm rather reserved), imaginative, analytical, sexual.
29) Do you have any heroes?
For the record, I'm not a follower (nor am I a leader). However, I do appreciate a number of people and figures in our history. Such include Sigmund Freud, Richard Dawkins, Dana Monteith, Keith Olbermann, and others whom I can't name right now.
30) Do you have a good memory?
Most of the times. However, when I think too hard, I can forget things. Usually these things include words and vocabulary. It just has to come naturally I guess. I still remember some things many years ago, like my various surgeries.
31) Are you a virgin?
No
32) When was your first time?
18; almost 3 years ago.
33) Do you like your job?
I don't have one at the moment. I really need and want one :/
34) Are you serious about politics?
Somewhat. I'm pretty opinionated regarding the parties that call themselves the "bosses" of our country, and of other countries. I support the NDP party at the moment.
35) What country do you live in?
Canada
36) Have you ever been in a fight?
Playfights here and there, but I was slugged across the face once. I think, when I was a bit of a shit at some point, I ticked off some kid with a short temper and he slugged me right there.
37) Do you hurt easily?
What, physically? No.
38) I meant to ask whether you feel emotional pain easily?
Ah, got'cha. I'm somewhat emotional and I do get hurt a little easily. When I get lied to (white lies don't hurt me) or used, I get quite upset.
39) Are you a social person?
I'm not an outgoing guy but I do get along with my tightly-knit circle of friends, at least, I think. As I said before, I'm reserved.
40) Why are you writing this interview?
Bored as hell.
41) Did you know that the bird is the word?
Bi-bi-bi-bird bird bird!
42) Do you play any games online?
Yes. I play Counter-Strike: Source. At some point, I'll start playing L4D. I'll get back to TF2 when another class update comes out. The Heavy update was a little disappointing to me.
43) Have you written any poems?
Yes, several. One of them is called Pandæmonium Fortress.
44) Any stories?
I'm writing one or two. I know I'm a little dedicated to one of them, and it's called Plague of the Wendigo.
45) Werewolves or Vampires?
Werewolves for the fucking win.
46) What is your favorite animal?
The Grizzly Bear. Mountain Gorilla. Humans.
47) Are you a religious person?
Not at all.
48) Is there a God?
So far, there is no convincing evidence of one, let alone the Abrahamic God. And whose to say it has a gender, let alone being a man with a fucking beard?
49) Do you have a pet?
I have a rabbit, which I call Mo.
50) Are you in a relationship?
No.
51) Do you like sex?
You bet.
52) Do you have porn?
Yes, and I get more a couple times a week. Haha.
53) What book are you reading now?
Christopher Hitchens' "God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" after a long hiatus. I am not so great when it comes to dedication.
54) Are you lazy?
Fairly.
55) How much do you weigh?
I haven't measured in years.
56) Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, plenty of times. They aren't fun but the last several surgeries were for my benefit.
57) Are you in college/university?
No, but I should start college next September.
58) What course?
Computer Desktop Support. I am aiming to become a Hardware Technician to repair and assess/help with computer parts.
59) What time is it right now?
11:57 PM
60) Do you use perspirant or deodorant?
I prefer anti-perspirants to deodorant, since they seem to work better and aren't so much like cologne.
61) Have you talked to anyone in the last day?
Yes, Cassie.
62) Is there anyone you miss?
Adam and Cassie.
63) What is coming up in the next week?
Christmas Parade. I want to go with someone.
64) Do you have any piercings and/or tattoos?
I don't have any of either one.
65) Are you in a good mood right now?
Pretty much neutral.
66) Are you aggressive?
No, and it takes a lot to get me that way.
67) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual/bi-curious?
I'm bisexual, a little more straight than homosexual.
68) Are you a hateful person?
I personally feel that I am not.
69) What do you think of this question number?
I'd like to give that a whirl some day.
70) Are you ever going to raise a family?
I'm not crazy on that idea. I'm not interested in marriage, nor am I interested in spreading my genes.
71) Even Steven or Odd Todd?
Even Steven.
72) If you could be one person for the day, who would you be?
I haven't given that any thought.
73) Do you take drugs or drink alcohol?
No. Only thing I've done is smoke cigarettes
74) What is on the television right now?
Commercials.
75) What kind of music do you listen to?
Just about any, but mostly Metal, Ambient, Dark Ambient, Blues, and Electronica.
76) Do you have a business card?
In fact, I do. It's mostly to help me get a job, though.
77) Do you see a shrink regularly?
No.
78) How long has it taken you to get this far?
About 45 minutes, I think.
79) Do you use the computer often?
Yes, quite often.
80) Do you have a motto?
Mutant Bearman!
81) Do you have any disabilities?
Yes, hearing disabled. Fairly severe, save for having these BAHAs.
82) Do you have account on Myspace? Facebook? Xanga? Other?
Yes to the first two. I have one on Blogger, Youtube, OkCupid, and RedRoom.
83) Do you visit any message boards?
A couple of them. The Richard Dawkins forums, NotYet forums, & Cannibal Corpse forums.
84) Do you feel like yelling or punching anything/anybody?
I feel like venting off some steam, preferably by punching something. I don't want to punch a person though.
85) Are you angry at anybody?
Not as of recent. I was angry at a couple of people for usurping my circle of friends, but I'm over that.
86) Do you "dissect" yourself?
Yes, to understand myself better. It's better than shutting myself off to, well, myself.
87) How smart do you think you are?
Fairly. I won't self-aggrandize myself, however.
88) Do you have pictures of yourself?
Only a few. I don't take pictures of myself often, in fact, I prefer not to (I'm camera shy).
89) Are you soft-spoken?
A little bit. I don't yell at people unless they provoke me to do that.
90) Lastly, what is on your mind right now?
Quite a few things, so it's hard to lay down a few.
91) Thanks for answering my questions. Would you take another interview if I make another?
Yes, I think so. Not a bad way to kill off time.
Garrett Alexander Will
2) What is your age?
20 years young.
3) What is the highlight of your day?
I had an interview at the Botsford Esso.
4) How was it?
I think it went good. My experience is not so great, maybe, but I did my best to convince him that I am one to be hired.
5) Do you have any plans tomorrow?
No.
6) Do you have any plans for this week?
Not yet.
7) Have you met anyone new in the past month?
Yes, Cassie.
8) Can you name all of your friends?
Adam, Tyler, Cassie, Sylvie, Gabby, Mark (yes Mark, I still call you a friend), Ryan, Darren
9) Who are your closest friends?
Adam, Cassie, Gabby, and Tyler I guess.
10) What colour are your eyes?
Blue, with a grey tint. Really doesn't mean much unless you shine a suitably-toned light on them to really look.
11) Why are you taking this quiz?
Bored as fuck.
12) How much money do you have in your wallet?
None, but that doesn't mean I don't have some spare change lying around in other places.
13) How tall are you?
I'm about 6 feet, just slightly shorter than my sis.
14) Are you an only child?
No, I have a biological sister and a half-brother.
15) Do you get along with your family?
Yes, I'd say so.
16) Where do you live?
Moncton, NB
17) Is there a village/town/city in which you want to live?
I'd like to live in North Vancouver some day, but that won't come for a while. First, I need the money. Then, I need to know what I will do there. I haven't met either of those yet :P
18) Do you have a talent?
I feel that I am good at writing and playing games. I haven't touched on my talents too much in the last while, which is sad and unfortunate.
19) What is your mood right now?
Better than before; I'm somewhat mellow. Before, I was sort of gloomy, because I noticed that it's the winter season a little too well for my own good. I don't like winter.
20) How many songs do you have in your playlist? And do you have a name for it?
At the moment, there's 317 songs in there. I ripped half a dozen songs earlier, so there'll be approximately 323 songs at the end of the day. I call my playlist "Indulgence in Bearsong Vistas."
21) What are you listening to now?
Relax by Powerman 5000
22) What are/were your most favorite classes in school?
English, Journalism, Biology, Computer Sciences, Visual Arts
23) Are you artistic?
Yes, somewhat.
24) If you are artistic, what kind of art do you do?
Literary art (writing). Some sketching when I actually get to it.
25) Is there anyone you are interested in romantically?
No. However, I am attracted to someone.
26) Does he/she know?
Yes, I think so.
27) What is stopping you?
She broke up recently and is not fully over that. That and she's going through a lot of things, so I want to take things slowly. At the time, we're friends, and I hope, we're good ones.
28) How would you describe your personality?
I'm big-hearted, open-minded, logical, dynamic, moody, somewhat introverted yet slightly extroverted (I'm rather reserved), imaginative, analytical, sexual.
29) Do you have any heroes?
For the record, I'm not a follower (nor am I a leader). However, I do appreciate a number of people and figures in our history. Such include Sigmund Freud, Richard Dawkins, Dana Monteith, Keith Olbermann, and others whom I can't name right now.
30) Do you have a good memory?
Most of the times. However, when I think too hard, I can forget things. Usually these things include words and vocabulary. It just has to come naturally I guess. I still remember some things many years ago, like my various surgeries.
31) Are you a virgin?
No
32) When was your first time?
18; almost 3 years ago.
33) Do you like your job?
I don't have one at the moment. I really need and want one :/
34) Are you serious about politics?
Somewhat. I'm pretty opinionated regarding the parties that call themselves the "bosses" of our country, and of other countries. I support the NDP party at the moment.
35) What country do you live in?
Canada
36) Have you ever been in a fight?
Playfights here and there, but I was slugged across the face once. I think, when I was a bit of a shit at some point, I ticked off some kid with a short temper and he slugged me right there.
37) Do you hurt easily?
What, physically? No.
38) I meant to ask whether you feel emotional pain easily?
Ah, got'cha. I'm somewhat emotional and I do get hurt a little easily. When I get lied to (white lies don't hurt me) or used, I get quite upset.
39) Are you a social person?
I'm not an outgoing guy but I do get along with my tightly-knit circle of friends, at least, I think. As I said before, I'm reserved.
40) Why are you writing this interview?
Bored as hell.
41) Did you know that the bird is the word?
Bi-bi-bi-bird bird bird!
42) Do you play any games online?
Yes. I play Counter-Strike: Source. At some point, I'll start playing L4D. I'll get back to TF2 when another class update comes out. The Heavy update was a little disappointing to me.
43) Have you written any poems?
Yes, several. One of them is called Pandæmonium Fortress.
44) Any stories?
I'm writing one or two. I know I'm a little dedicated to one of them, and it's called Plague of the Wendigo.
45) Werewolves or Vampires?
Werewolves for the fucking win.
46) What is your favorite animal?
The Grizzly Bear. Mountain Gorilla. Humans.
47) Are you a religious person?
Not at all.
48) Is there a God?
So far, there is no convincing evidence of one, let alone the Abrahamic God. And whose to say it has a gender, let alone being a man with a fucking beard?
49) Do you have a pet?
I have a rabbit, which I call Mo.
50) Are you in a relationship?
No.
51) Do you like sex?
You bet.
52) Do you have porn?
Yes, and I get more a couple times a week. Haha.
53) What book are you reading now?
Christopher Hitchens' "God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" after a long hiatus. I am not so great when it comes to dedication.
54) Are you lazy?
Fairly.
55) How much do you weigh?
I haven't measured in years.
56) Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, plenty of times. They aren't fun but the last several surgeries were for my benefit.
57) Are you in college/university?
No, but I should start college next September.
58) What course?
Computer Desktop Support. I am aiming to become a Hardware Technician to repair and assess/help with computer parts.
59) What time is it right now?
11:57 PM
60) Do you use perspirant or deodorant?
I prefer anti-perspirants to deodorant, since they seem to work better and aren't so much like cologne.
61) Have you talked to anyone in the last day?
Yes, Cassie.
62) Is there anyone you miss?
Adam and Cassie.
63) What is coming up in the next week?
Christmas Parade. I want to go with someone.
64) Do you have any piercings and/or tattoos?
I don't have any of either one.
65) Are you in a good mood right now?
Pretty much neutral.
66) Are you aggressive?
No, and it takes a lot to get me that way.
67) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual/bi-curious?
I'm bisexual, a little more straight than homosexual.
68) Are you a hateful person?
I personally feel that I am not.
69) What do you think of this question number?
I'd like to give that a whirl some day.
70) Are you ever going to raise a family?
I'm not crazy on that idea. I'm not interested in marriage, nor am I interested in spreading my genes.
71) Even Steven or Odd Todd?
Even Steven.
72) If you could be one person for the day, who would you be?
I haven't given that any thought.
73) Do you take drugs or drink alcohol?
No. Only thing I've done is smoke cigarettes
74) What is on the television right now?
Commercials.
75) What kind of music do you listen to?
Just about any, but mostly Metal, Ambient, Dark Ambient, Blues, and Electronica.
76) Do you have a business card?
In fact, I do. It's mostly to help me get a job, though.
77) Do you see a shrink regularly?
No.
78) How long has it taken you to get this far?
About 45 minutes, I think.
79) Do you use the computer often?
Yes, quite often.
80) Do you have a motto?
Mutant Bearman!
81) Do you have any disabilities?
Yes, hearing disabled. Fairly severe, save for having these BAHAs.
82) Do you have account on Myspace? Facebook? Xanga? Other?
Yes to the first two. I have one on Blogger, Youtube, OkCupid, and RedRoom.
83) Do you visit any message boards?
A couple of them. The Richard Dawkins forums, NotYet forums, & Cannibal Corpse forums.
84) Do you feel like yelling or punching anything/anybody?
I feel like venting off some steam, preferably by punching something. I don't want to punch a person though.
85) Are you angry at anybody?
Not as of recent. I was angry at a couple of people for usurping my circle of friends, but I'm over that.
86) Do you "dissect" yourself?
Yes, to understand myself better. It's better than shutting myself off to, well, myself.
87) How smart do you think you are?
Fairly. I won't self-aggrandize myself, however.
88) Do you have pictures of yourself?
Only a few. I don't take pictures of myself often, in fact, I prefer not to (I'm camera shy).
89) Are you soft-spoken?
A little bit. I don't yell at people unless they provoke me to do that.
90) Lastly, what is on your mind right now?
Quite a few things, so it's hard to lay down a few.
91) Thanks for answering my questions. Would you take another interview if I make another?
Yes, I think so. Not a bad way to kill off time.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
State of the World Address: Signs from Fucking Heaven! (Oh dear)
The people...
The people are seeing signs from heaven!
(Big fucking el oh el)
For the longest time, humans have been apparently seeing Jesus, Yahweh/Allah, Moses, and other fucking religious icons, in just about anything; clouds, grilled cheese sandwiches, abstract paintings, cheezies, wooden doors, blankets, a natural assortment of rocks, and even a painting (make that a shitload of paintings) claimed to be a sign or signs from fucking God! Holy. Fucking. Shit!
I'm not convinced though, nor do I see these things!
I laugh at these people for seeing such shit in these objects. Perhaps there could be a reason why some of these nutheads see Jesus on a slice of god damn cheese, which could warrant my sympathy (definitely not my empathy, though). On the other hand, I think it's pure wishful thinking. What the fuck is wrong with my fucking species? Are so many of us this fucking crazy?
I am not insulting my own species, which is supposed to be the smartest fucking animal on the planet, but I am often wondering, just how far have we gone? Have we really moved past our instincts that hold us back? I don't think so, when I think of all the people who still believe in a god or a bunch of gods, or think that Jesus' eyes are on a fucking door, or think that some catatonic girl's bedroom full of religious symbols leaks oil as a sign of god. It doesn't fucking stop there. So what happened to all the “looney joints”? Well, I think that the owners of those insane asylums realized how many people are past or near the brink of insanity, and thought that the sum total of hospitable people far surpasses the capacity of said insane asylums; all of them combined.
We are truly a crazy species. All religions pretty much appeal to our base instincts, and our various fears which are truly an obstacle to overcome for many of us. Fear of death, fear of rejection, fear of women or men (usually the former, as unfortunate as it is), fear of loss, and other fears that have been with us since our anatomy formed into what is pretty much identical to what we are now. Instincts are hard to get away from and this is one of the only things that garner my empathy to wishful thinkers and the superstitious. People don't want to lose their loved ones, or be rejected from groups (we are fairly social animals, after all), let alone face the inevitable death; religion, at least in their minds, resolves all of that. Promises of acceptance, of a “watchful eye” over the health and well-being of their family and closest friends, and an ever-lasting life in some “paradise”! Wow, who wouldn't accept that if that's what appeals to most people on this planet!? I don't know, people who accept reality and don't think that some great big peeping Tom in the sky, or warps on a door that are seen as “eyes” are watching over them and thinking, “are they worthy of my love?”
I can't add anything to the equation, there are so many other human beings on this planet that believe in this religious and faithful crap, often for the most batshit crazy fucking reasons, that I don't think I alone would be able to convince a bare sub-fraction of the superstitious population of earth. I do think though, that if we are to truly move on effectively, we've got to break the chains of superstition and base instincts where we fear death to an unbelievable degree. However, if I know anyone who is close to me that sees Jesus on a potato chip, or on the beach obviously etched by humans, I'll put them in a “better” home; the fucking looney bin!
Bearman out,
realistically speaking
The people are seeing signs from heaven!
(Big fucking el oh el)
For the longest time, humans have been apparently seeing Jesus, Yahweh/Allah, Moses, and other fucking religious icons, in just about anything; clouds, grilled cheese sandwiches, abstract paintings, cheezies, wooden doors, blankets, a natural assortment of rocks, and even a painting (make that a shitload of paintings) claimed to be a sign or signs from fucking God! Holy. Fucking. Shit!
I'm not convinced though, nor do I see these things!
I laugh at these people for seeing such shit in these objects. Perhaps there could be a reason why some of these nutheads see Jesus on a slice of god damn cheese, which could warrant my sympathy (definitely not my empathy, though). On the other hand, I think it's pure wishful thinking. What the fuck is wrong with my fucking species? Are so many of us this fucking crazy?
I am not insulting my own species, which is supposed to be the smartest fucking animal on the planet, but I am often wondering, just how far have we gone? Have we really moved past our instincts that hold us back? I don't think so, when I think of all the people who still believe in a god or a bunch of gods, or think that Jesus' eyes are on a fucking door, or think that some catatonic girl's bedroom full of religious symbols leaks oil as a sign of god. It doesn't fucking stop there. So what happened to all the “looney joints”? Well, I think that the owners of those insane asylums realized how many people are past or near the brink of insanity, and thought that the sum total of hospitable people far surpasses the capacity of said insane asylums; all of them combined.
We are truly a crazy species. All religions pretty much appeal to our base instincts, and our various fears which are truly an obstacle to overcome for many of us. Fear of death, fear of rejection, fear of women or men (usually the former, as unfortunate as it is), fear of loss, and other fears that have been with us since our anatomy formed into what is pretty much identical to what we are now. Instincts are hard to get away from and this is one of the only things that garner my empathy to wishful thinkers and the superstitious. People don't want to lose their loved ones, or be rejected from groups (we are fairly social animals, after all), let alone face the inevitable death; religion, at least in their minds, resolves all of that. Promises of acceptance, of a “watchful eye” over the health and well-being of their family and closest friends, and an ever-lasting life in some “paradise”! Wow, who wouldn't accept that if that's what appeals to most people on this planet!? I don't know, people who accept reality and don't think that some great big peeping Tom in the sky, or warps on a door that are seen as “eyes” are watching over them and thinking, “are they worthy of my love?”
I can't add anything to the equation, there are so many other human beings on this planet that believe in this religious and faithful crap, often for the most batshit crazy fucking reasons, that I don't think I alone would be able to convince a bare sub-fraction of the superstitious population of earth. I do think though, that if we are to truly move on effectively, we've got to break the chains of superstition and base instincts where we fear death to an unbelievable degree. However, if I know anyone who is close to me that sees Jesus on a potato chip, or on the beach obviously etched by humans, I'll put them in a “better” home; the fucking looney bin!
Bearman out,
realistically speaking
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
State of the World Address: Canadians and the Federal Elections
The Canadians...
The Canadians don't vote
I'm out and out disappointed in many of my fellows who are eligible to vote and refuse to vote. Fuck, 59% of you voted, and I can see the majority of those votes being the ones who give a damn who is placed in power, like the big guys who make six figure wages annually. Because of that disgraceful vote ratio, the Conservatives have been re-elected. The only saving grace here is that they're a minority government, so they don't have full power like that of a majority government.
I do know that people did vote, but for some fucking reason, the majority of you didn't think voting was useful or were too lazy or stubborn to vote. Well, because of you non-voting citizens who can vote, we have that idiot in office once more. He doesn't appeal to the little guy, such as me and you (unless some of you are connected to people making millions a year), and is not doing much of anything good for this country. His party doesn't listen to us concerned average citizens nor does he care. Like me, many of you other average civvies have a gripe with him and the rest of the Tories; unless you are absolutely uninformed about any of the parties, for which I have no hope, voting helps.
If you don't vote, don't fucking bitch. You may believe that we live in a Fascist country but we don't, stop taking in those stupid conspiracy theories and shit to heart and grow up, we have a democracy. It isn't perfect, nor has it ever been or will ever be perfect, but it's still a democracy. Democracies allow the citizens to make informed (haha, yeah right, not quite so for Canada it seems) decisions about political issues -- like voting. Exercise your rights, and speak up. The voting process gives you that right. It's not that parties that are doing everything in their power to screw up the country are always getting in power, it's that not enough of my fellow Canadians are voting! The little guy is fed up with politics completely or knows jack all about the parties and what they stand for, while the big guy wants the Conservatives to win because the Conservatives will grant tax breaks and all that other bureaucratic nonsense to them, ala special fucking treatment.
The Liberals had a chance, for instance, but so many people took their CARBON TAX plan the TOTALLY WRONG WAY! This tax applies to industrial corporations who make billions of dollars in profit a year and who can easily afford a small tax like that. It would cost them just thousands a month. But many voters were turned off from voting for the Liberals because of the word TAX in 'Carbon Tax'. Utterly laughable. However, one thing I can understand about people not voting for the Liberals is that Dion is a bit difficult to understand due to his Francophone accent. While you can understand Harper's monotonous aristocratic Calgarian accent or Jack Layton's charismatic voice clearly, it's a bit of a chore at times to understand just what Dion said. Dion is a smart cookie and he appears to know how to run the government better than the others, but the way he speaks isn't effective nor is he all that charismatic. Harper has as much charisma as that of a sloth, but he got re-elected? He has proven that he can't run the government all that well, but he got re-elected? I was hoping that Layton would take office, he's a much better speaker than the others and his position seems noble, but he didn't have quite a chance anyway, now did he?
Thanks, and no thanks lazy voting-class citizens. You didn't help at all, so if you bitch about the results, you don't have a fucking say. My vote to the NDP was worth it even though it didn't result in them getting elected; but it was worth it for the effort alone. So many people are lazy or stubborn enough to think that voting is a waste of time or whatnot, but these same people have the guts to complain about it after wasting the chance they had to make a difference. Now I know how Greenpeace activists feel, when people aren't doing enough to make a difference in the most vital climate on the planet, the Amazonian rainforest. It's frustrating. I am frustrated.
Canada SHOULD, even though I know it won't any time soon, follow Australia's footsteps. Make it mandatory to vote and make a punishment for not voting. Fine a voting-class citizen and lock them up for a period of time until they pay the fine, which wouldn't be much. Due to this method, 90+% of the people in Australia place their votes, the non-voting citizens who CAN vote get fined and arrested. We should have this, but I know that the Tories wouldn't put it in place now since they like having power so much. They're probably laughing at you and other careless eligible voters for not voting against them (or voting at all), as well as relieved, because I know most of us wouldn't vote for those idiots. At least, I hope so, because those idiots do nothing for the likes of me and others making a fraction of an aeronautics engineer (that's an example). But the big problem is you didn't bother to vote at all when you had the full ability to do so.
You let Canada down. If you don't want to vote again, then keep your fucking mouth shut.
Bearman out.
The Canadians don't vote
I'm out and out disappointed in many of my fellows who are eligible to vote and refuse to vote. Fuck, 59% of you voted, and I can see the majority of those votes being the ones who give a damn who is placed in power, like the big guys who make six figure wages annually. Because of that disgraceful vote ratio, the Conservatives have been re-elected. The only saving grace here is that they're a minority government, so they don't have full power like that of a majority government.
I do know that people did vote, but for some fucking reason, the majority of you didn't think voting was useful or were too lazy or stubborn to vote. Well, because of you non-voting citizens who can vote, we have that idiot in office once more. He doesn't appeal to the little guy, such as me and you (unless some of you are connected to people making millions a year), and is not doing much of anything good for this country. His party doesn't listen to us concerned average citizens nor does he care. Like me, many of you other average civvies have a gripe with him and the rest of the Tories; unless you are absolutely uninformed about any of the parties, for which I have no hope, voting helps.
If you don't vote, don't fucking bitch. You may believe that we live in a Fascist country but we don't, stop taking in those stupid conspiracy theories and shit to heart and grow up, we have a democracy. It isn't perfect, nor has it ever been or will ever be perfect, but it's still a democracy. Democracies allow the citizens to make informed (haha, yeah right, not quite so for Canada it seems) decisions about political issues -- like voting. Exercise your rights, and speak up. The voting process gives you that right. It's not that parties that are doing everything in their power to screw up the country are always getting in power, it's that not enough of my fellow Canadians are voting! The little guy is fed up with politics completely or knows jack all about the parties and what they stand for, while the big guy wants the Conservatives to win because the Conservatives will grant tax breaks and all that other bureaucratic nonsense to them, ala special fucking treatment.
The Liberals had a chance, for instance, but so many people took their CARBON TAX plan the TOTALLY WRONG WAY! This tax applies to industrial corporations who make billions of dollars in profit a year and who can easily afford a small tax like that. It would cost them just thousands a month. But many voters were turned off from voting for the Liberals because of the word TAX in 'Carbon Tax'. Utterly laughable. However, one thing I can understand about people not voting for the Liberals is that Dion is a bit difficult to understand due to his Francophone accent. While you can understand Harper's monotonous aristocratic Calgarian accent or Jack Layton's charismatic voice clearly, it's a bit of a chore at times to understand just what Dion said. Dion is a smart cookie and he appears to know how to run the government better than the others, but the way he speaks isn't effective nor is he all that charismatic. Harper has as much charisma as that of a sloth, but he got re-elected? He has proven that he can't run the government all that well, but he got re-elected? I was hoping that Layton would take office, he's a much better speaker than the others and his position seems noble, but he didn't have quite a chance anyway, now did he?
Thanks, and no thanks lazy voting-class citizens. You didn't help at all, so if you bitch about the results, you don't have a fucking say. My vote to the NDP was worth it even though it didn't result in them getting elected; but it was worth it for the effort alone. So many people are lazy or stubborn enough to think that voting is a waste of time or whatnot, but these same people have the guts to complain about it after wasting the chance they had to make a difference. Now I know how Greenpeace activists feel, when people aren't doing enough to make a difference in the most vital climate on the planet, the Amazonian rainforest. It's frustrating. I am frustrated.
Canada SHOULD, even though I know it won't any time soon, follow Australia's footsteps. Make it mandatory to vote and make a punishment for not voting. Fine a voting-class citizen and lock them up for a period of time until they pay the fine, which wouldn't be much. Due to this method, 90+% of the people in Australia place their votes, the non-voting citizens who CAN vote get fined and arrested. We should have this, but I know that the Tories wouldn't put it in place now since they like having power so much. They're probably laughing at you and other careless eligible voters for not voting against them (or voting at all), as well as relieved, because I know most of us wouldn't vote for those idiots. At least, I hope so, because those idiots do nothing for the likes of me and others making a fraction of an aeronautics engineer (that's an example). But the big problem is you didn't bother to vote at all when you had the full ability to do so.
You let Canada down. If you don't want to vote again, then keep your fucking mouth shut.
Bearman out.
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