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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The State of the World Address: Stephen Harper and His Stupidity

A Coalition...
A Coalition may be coming.

Well, every Canadian who gives a shit about who runs the show and handles the flow of their money and tax dollars should know that a coalition is in the works. Right now, it looks like a coalition may well happen; thanks to Harper. I'm in support of a coalition for a reason; I voted to get that fucking dipshit out of office, along with most of the people who fucking bothered to vote. If, say, at least 75% of the eligible voters in the land of Hockey and Back-Bacon voted, I am sure that the Conservatives would be out of there. But no, that's not how it turned out.

But, in empathy of his informed and uninformed supporters (the latter of which I am sure is the majority), I realize that Harper's been politically suicidal for a while now, so I don't feel sorry for the guy. He's been flip-flopping, ruthlessly attacking other parties, putting into place plans to move for political resolutions like banning public sector workers from striking (I tell you, with some of the resolutions to be in consideration, courtesy of the Tories, they'll have little to no support from the working class citizens of Canada), and even pulling back-stabbing antics like coercing Michaƫlle Jean into supporting his party (of all of them) and shutting down parliament to slow down the efforts of the coalition pushers.

The guy's a fucking tool, can't my fellow Canadians see that? It's not surprising that any politician would be an idiot on at least some level, but Harper is so different his idiocy is almost refreshing, just not in a good way. He's also a dullard, but the only instances where he will have any bit of flare is when he's being a huge dick towards other people, namely other politicians; he's been doing that lately. Want to know one of the big reasons why Dion lost in the last election? Because of the Conservative ads attacking his image and character; you remember the one, where they edited a speech he gave about the Carbon Tax plan to make it seem like he wants to tax the majority of the country. And soon after the election, he wanted to take away the ability of other federal parties to get a majority and whatnot.

The idiot brought this coalition onto himself.

Another recent move is his wishes to get more seats in the Ontario riding -- 21 seats. Basically, he lost about 10 seats in Quebec, and is bound to lose more, so now he's trying to compensate in a province that, while literally divided when it comes to support of the Conservatives or the Liberals, gives a huge potential for any party to simply gain more control. This will alienate Western Canada further, and this would be a bad move because of Western Canada's growing influence on the rest of the country, since at least half of the production and economic growth of the country is from those provinces. So there's another self-destructive move orchestrated by Harper and his cronies.

Oh well, we all might be relieved (while some won't) when the coalition goes into place and the Tories boot that idiot's ass out of his position and into something lower (which is standard procedure). While I do not support him at all, which is quite clear in my flamboyant expressive rhetoric, I'd give him some advice; shut the fuck up or fire your current spin-doctors, and hire new ones. If the idiot wants to stay where he's at, he should take some advice from whomever offers it, because what he's doing now is disastrous for him and his party. He'll be marked as an embarrassment to the Tories if he continues his downward spiral.

Heil Harper!

Not.