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Monday, April 19, 2010

A Whole Lotta Prick Wavin'

That's exactly what Nuclear Armament and being a Military Superpower is all about, really. But that is especially the case for having nuclear warheads by the thousands. America currently has the biggest prick in the world with their supply of missiles, and they like to keep that status. Like a real man would be, they're insecure that Iran could prove to have an even bigger dick because of their fervent eagerness to research and construct missiles, perhaps of innovative technological proportions.
The U.S is going stiff, thanks to the injection of far too much viagra, or in the case of real-life, spending money. It's thrown the precious budget of the United States into turmoil, amongst other reasons, like being far too generous to Wall St. and big-time corporations who are able to hide their money from the government in tax shelters overseas, via tax cuts. But that's not the issue. Idiots like Palin & Bachmann, who appear to be rousing the idea of a duo ticket for 2010/2012, think it's just fucking dandy that any country, for pragmatic purposes, wields the most devastating weapons we've ever invented as a species. They're evil contraptions that, at best, were a necessary evil, to show ourselves that if we make the wrong move, we can pretty much kiss our asses goodbye on a species-wide level.
What the hell are the wingnuts thinking? This is not a light topic to touch on. Oh, and since Palin quickly, and ignorantly stated that no other government in history has wanted to reduce nuclear armament, she should look back to the hero of many wingnuts who infect the media; Ronald Reagan Sr. He was totally against the very notion that nuclear warheads even exist in the world. Probably because he knows just how destructive they are. The only thing it really does is that it gives a country a reason to say, "fuck off or we'll hurt you, big time."
Even Kim Jong-Il, a total egocentric whackjob, knows what missiles can do. Like any male-dominated governing power, he wants to show off the size of his prick and try to prove that he can perform with the best of them. It's just funny how far the male ego extends into our society. Just about everything that can hurt, let alone kill people are inspired by the hunger for domination that many males have; missiles are shaped like giant dongs, bullets and slugs are too, grenades, etc. And since the Western World, or more specifically, the U.S happens to have the biggest supply of such phallocentric designs, it must mean that the U.S is the most insecure. And they're growing stiff. With Barrack in power, it almost seems like he's telling the U.S that it's time that the U.S just settles down, to live the rest of its live with its closest ally, Canada. Just like a marriage...
It's no joke to say that we should have never invented something as evil as nuclear warheads. But we do, because we're sickly obsessed with competition. Even if nukes are just a big act of symbolism because of the devastation they can unleash, we're still kidding ourselves and our only home in the universe by keeping them around. Only a completely insane, mindless idiot would press the big red button. Kim Jong-Il, as far as I am concerned, is the closest person I know of who'd press the big red button, which I hope would play a voice saying, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?! THINK ABOUT IT MAN! "WAR-GAMES" SHOWED US THAT WE'D ALL LOSE, ANYWAY." But yet, he's sane enough (strange as it may seem) to know better than that. So perhaps the only kind of person who would truly press that taunting button is a complete dropkick, in terms of overall intelligence; Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachmann come to mind. This is why the U.S should avoid either of these two idiots as much as possible. Cause nukes are not a simple toy at a playground, Palin, they're like a descending ceiling in an Egyptian trap, and everyone will get crushed. And you're not a man, so what the fuck do you care about the prick-waving act behind nuclear armament?
Perhaps she just likes pricks that much. Would make sense, given that she likes the U.S having such a big dick (2,600 or so nukes, yeah, look at that tool!).