I always feel giddy when I think about the future Republican U.S Presidential runner, at least potential, Sarah Palin. I feel giddy because I know one thing that any realist out there also perhaps knows; she will be laughed out of the race.
What a joke she is! She's simply the biggest tool ever glimpsed in political history, for any nation in the world. In fact, I have a feeling that she will be dignified (gasp) by having her name recorded in a history book, of absolute mockeries in the political world of the United States of America. You may be asking, why is she the biggest tool, politically? It's because she was used to appeal to a viable, but disenfranchised group of people, who happen to hold the majority of the world population (even considering China's horrid maltreatment of infants); women.
Anyone who knows anything about the Republican party of the U.S, and of their standpoints in the last few decades, knows that they are NOT in favour of anything to do with women. They don't care to empower them, they want to empower men. It's a chauvinistic corporatist party, for the most part anyway (Ron Paul may spring to mind), and a lot of female voters in the U.S know it. Sarah Palin, simply a misinformed fool, foolishly trying her hand at governship in Alaska, was the Republican party's desperate means to (trying to) win the approval of female voters everywhere, especially feminists. The scam they ran by having her as the VICE PRESIDENTIAL FUCKING NOMINEE worked to get the support for a few of the gullible ones around the nation, but thankfully, not enough.
The media helped show that truth. The woman is, at best, fit for municipal politics, not national! The bitch hardly knows dick-squat about her own once-governed state for shit sake. (On her apparent foreign policy experience with Russia) "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can see Russia from land here in Alaska." What a fucking dropkick. This would mean that, given merely one requirement of any major political figure, like a Vice-President, is to have foreign policy experience, millions upon millions of Americans AND Canadians would be as qualified as she is, perhaps more, to serve in the upper echelons of either North American governments. Yeah, and I'm Wolf Blitzer you fucking joke.
Some people seem to be even threatened by her, or afraid of her. Gosh gee, why don'tcha just relax there, meester, you've nothing to feel low about. Sarah Palin keeps digging her hole deeper and deeper, she's a MASSIVE train-wreck waiting to happen, considering what she's been through already, and I guess the media realizes this. Hell, even Faux Noise is perhaps in the game. They are milking her soap-opera status, which is all she fucking has, for all it is worth until she finally hits the ground hard enough to make her realize what a joke she's been running with for so long. All thanks to the campaign organizers for John McCain, a corporatist wingnut who, even if he became the President, probably would have died of old age in office. The people who vouched to have the bumbling housewife buffoon that is Sarah Palin are perhaps bigger idiots than Sarah Palin is.
The bitch doesn't even seem to realize the stupidity of her every move, and that's not an exaggeration! Even if a million people across the United States support her in any way, that's only a million out of three-hundred eight million! She's got absolutely no chance if she runs for President, either this year or in 2012. The people who are egging her on are probably eager to see her finally gasp in amazement at how stupid she's been the past couple of years, and smarten up enough to realize that politics is not her game. I certainly am waiting for it because I am growing tired of her antics.
She may be in the mid-forties physically, but she acts like she's a god damn teenager emotionally as well as mentally; she does anything she can to get lots of attention. Campaign organizers blew the whistle on that one. Or the utter joke of a speech for the Tea Party (in which she was paid $100,000 by a bunch of racist idiots). If an utterly embarrassing failure to win the mid-term or end-term elections does happen, will she finally throw in the white towel and call it quits? One can only hope. She used to be an intriguingly pathetic joke, now she's just boring, and comes off as desperate as hell. For this fact alone, she needs to go.
So she should run for President. No one needs to be afraid of her becoming the next one because she simply won't. She's so obvious in her lack of experience and smarts that people will see her on the podium and nod in dumbfounded amazement. Anybody who has even a moderate level of self-respect and intellectual honesty will withhold the votes she'd need to get the highest position in U.S politics, and she'll be laughed right out, probably never to be dignified with our time again. Sarah Palin, or should I say, Sarah Failin, you bet'cha she'll loose, darn it, big time.
