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Sunday, August 25, 2013

Thief No More

The more one glances at the work-in-progress of the long-awaited reboot of the stealth classic "Thief", the more one wants to plant their hands in their faces with sheer force.

How do you fuck up such a simple, yet deep experience that prevailed in previous entries? Since when does a character conceived of as being weak in combat manage to pull off two headshots with a compound bow within a few seconds, at point blank range? Why is there a slow-down function that allows players to pull off easy kills on enemies by pointing the cross-hair at conspicuously placed targets? Will the game favor those who play with subtlety and cunning, or will it placate those who want to rush in for a kill just to garner another dose of half-assed "RPG hybrid" experience and skills?

It's not looking good folks.

Here's a breakdown of what is WRONG with this game so far:

  • A voice actor who doesn't lend the character, whom shares my first name (I've always liked this a little, I have to admit), any credence. He was sly and interesting in all the previous entries, but now I don't care. That's a bad move. If you can't hire Stephen Russell, then at least try to replace him with someone of comparable calibre.
  •  The Focus mode. It highlights every context action you can take in your immediate surroundings, and opens up combat (fucking full-on combat, in my Thief?) options for the player in-case they couldn't figure it out on their own without it.
  • A distinct lack of world character; the Pagans (weirdsies & doosies they bees, no longer welcomesees), the Hammerites (doth not loveth Shakespeare speak?), the Keepers, and taffers are criminally absent so far. Will people even find patrolling enemy conversations remotely interesting to listen to in the final product? At this rate, I think not.
  • Combat in general. Weapons, and rather weak ones at that, were definitely present in the old games. But those were to be used as absolute last resorts or when you couldn't figure out how to clear an obtrusive enemy with stealth & subtlety. Now you can perform take downs, kill two guys in quick succession, and actually be able to handle more than one hostile. Don't forget to reward players with headshot XP bonuses!
  • Too much HUD information present. Yes, there was definitely a HUD in the older games, but those HUDS provided just enough information necessary. This game will highlight enemies on alert mode, has a painfully obvious crosshair (hopefully it can be modified in the options menu of the final release), the god damn Focus mode, and XP reports using up one-tenth of your screen.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

I'm Being Silenced! Force Freedom of Speech (on Private Enterprise)!

Read the subject of this post here: http://amazingatheist.tumblr.com/post/58763857547/youtube-is-100-within-its-rights-to-remove-your

I've written about TJ a few times so far and each time I thought I've seen the worst of him, it seems that he tops himself a little later on, so I then feel the need to comment on him again.

The gist of the situation behind the linked Tumblr post is that a number of TJ's YouTube videos were flagged for removal. Now, no one knows the full story yet, perhaps neither does he, but it's safe to say even at this point that he is indeed being censored. The party responsible is unknown, but that's not really important. What is important is how he is reacting to the issue.

It's fine that he's notifying his more active followers to keep themselves posted on his other social media outlets, but in saying the following...

Let’s consider that for a moment. Should your phone company control what you say on the phone? Should your ISP control what you say online? Then why should YouTube get to control what you post on YouTube? 

If YouTube was a small, exclusive site, I think your argument would have merit. But YouTube is large enough now, culturally important enough now, that we must extend First Amendment protections to YouTube videos.
 ...he does himself no favors. To compare companies which provide actual services to that of websites, albeit with very high traffic (YouTube is ranked #3 by the Alexa Ranking System globally & in the U.S.), is fucking ridiculous. Memorandum to TJ: their site is their god damn private property, and they can set the terms of service for using their site(s) any way they damn well please.

Here is what he responded to. Keep in mind that it contains a bit of vitriol directed at him, but compared to what he's received from many other sources, it's pretty tame:

Youtube is 100% within its rights to remove your videos. They are a company. You are allowed to hold whatever (fucking stupid) opinions you wish, but they are IN NO WAY obligated to give you a platform from which to spout said (fucking stupid) opinions. Yes, I am "for real". I know you wish women didn't exist, but sadly for your sorry fat ass, they do.
Too bad for the big guy that the poster of the above (verbatim) paragraph is 100% correct regarding Youtube's rights on controlling content that populates what is their property. When TJ said that "if YouTube was a small, exlusive site, I think your argument would have merit", he threw in a non-sequitur; the size & reach of an entity in a market, except for utilities, does not serve as a barometer on whether said entity should be regulated in any way by the government. Instead, the function of a company is a category upon which to consider regulations of a private organization. Owned by Google (whose service I am using now, obviously), a private corporation, they are explicitly excluded from freedom of speech rights as declared by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. The government has no ability to set limits, or even lift them completely, in the private sector.

And it should stay that way.

I assume that you, reader, have gleaned the aforementioned amendment within a valid copy of the document from which it can be found. In that case, I don't need to quote it to support my argument that TJ is either somehow ignorant of said amendment (the old-world English as used in said document may have threw him for a loop), or is outright cherry-picking it in order to advocate for the abolition of the barrier set in place by that same document. Given his nature as a money-hungry, fraudulent, shady motherfucker since, as an actual example, he's still wrapped in a controversy regarding his $17,000+ video embedding site (which went down within two months of launching, and has yet to return to full operating order as of this writing), I feel that he falls into the latter case.

An argument that pushes government mandates on freedom of speech rights within the private realm, be it the home of the Average Joe (provided it isn't owned by government assets and thus, being publicly-owned property), a small business, a web business, or anything along those lines, is an unsound argument. First of all, it violates the Constitution itself. Second, because YouTube (and Google, henceforth) are accessed by users throughout the world and their assets are not exclusively rooted in the United States (in spite of being founded in Menlo Park, California), it would be a burden to legally impose Free Speech laws on YouTube alone because it would have to be applied distinctly according to the rights (or lack thereof) of each country which grants access to the site. Google's monetary assets are extremely high, and they could challenge such wasteful theoretical scenarios with the best legal teams their money could buy.

TheAmazingAtheist, an admitted Social Libertarian (mind you that within the same context, Social Liberal is virtually synonymous with that position), who held starkly Libertarian views on economics, essentially wishes for the government (his government, mind you) to re-write the Constitution so as to mandate freedom of speech laws on the private sector, particularly YouTube/Google. Keep in mind that this is not out of principle, but rather out of necessity, for him. He doesn't care about the experience of others, but that of his own, since the guy is laughably dependent on his earnings through Google AdSense via YouTube partnership. He's also a shameless beggar who comes up with sob stories or snake oil sales schemes to bilk money out of his more naive subscribers. His channel is, due to a large number of his uploaded videos being flagged down, likely going to be on the chopping block and he is understandably in panic mode.

But arguing for the intervention of the Government to protect his right to a platform and to speak freely on what is the property of a private corporation is not only desperately reaching, it's sadly hilarious. I hope he realizes just how idiotic his response was to the user who posted that comment on his Tumblr, because if that were enacted in the U.S., then it would set a bad precedent of yet conceived proportions. I feel bad for the guy because he's a weak-willed individual with seemingly few principles, if any at all, and will say or do anything to avoid having to get a fucking job like most people do. After all, people who work earn their money, but he has to beg for it. He's 28 fucking years old and he asks for handouts in ways no different than teenagers, but the difference between he and teenagers is that he manages to sell himself doing it.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Who's Rilin' Palin? Who's Even Listenin'? (Link)

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Another Teaser for Another Article: Who's Rilin' Palin? Who's Even Listenin'?

Like many of you who read my content, I've seen & heard more than my desired fill (read: none at all) of anything of & from Sarah Palin. So, when she recently dropped another stinking load on the Greta Van Susteren-hosted program On The Record over a week ago, I felt the need to write this upcoming article.

When it is ready on the site, I will put out a new post linking y'all to it. 

Saturday, August 3, 2013

It's Alive!

I'm back! Now I can finish where I left off with 'Purge', and continue with 'Fury' as well! Good times are ahead.